*UPDATED* A TOTE TOO FAR: An open letter to Michael Kors

MICHAEL KORS MELBOURNE EMPORIUM: A bad Michael Kors customer service experience


Yesterday, I had a bad experience when visiting the new Melbourne store of designer Michael Kors. Here’s my open letter to him, entitled, A Tote Too Far



August 9, 2014

Dear Michael,

You may not know me but we’ve been friends for a few years now. Well, more specifically, your brand and I have been friends. But I have had a terrible experience visiting your new Melbourne store and I’d appreciate an apology if we’re going to get through this.

A little history

I knew who you were a few years ago, eyeing off your luscious wares in the luxury magazines I devoured, adding you to the growing raft of American designer labels I coveted such as Ralph Lauren, Kate Spade, and Tory Burch. But it was your role as a Project Runway judge which cemented our friendship.

I smiled and nodded my head approvingly with you as beautiful frocks appeared on the runway, chuckled along with you as strange outfits were examined and justified, and despaired with you when you were faced with tragedies that simply could not be considered fashion despite the creator’s best intentions.

That Zac Posen is an adorable replacement but he just doesn’t have your kind of snark. How he can compete with some of your finest reviews?

“If you saw her wandering down the street, someone would probably put some money in a cup.”


“You achieved the impossible. She has camel toe in big shorts.”

Remember? Oh, those were the days…

I’ve sat on the sidelines proudly watching you build your business into a billion dollar brand, enjoying our shared loved of jet-set glamour, cheering you on.

“Oh that Michael, he’s doing so well,” I’d tut and coo to my fashion friends. “And he’s so nice to his mother.”

It’s been as if we could settle down with a nice martini, talk about the cute boys we like, and braid each other’s hair. Except you are follically-challenged and I’m no good at braiding. And you’ve got Lance and I’ve got Mr Luscious, so we’re probably a bit past that now.

Sharing the Michael Kors love around

Sadly, it’s because of your brand’s recent behaviour that I am upset. It’s as if I’ve duped my fans by supporting you.

Whilst I may not have the millions of followers you have, Michael, I do have a rather devoted number around 210,000 through my Luscious blog and collective social media channels. They’re a pretty fab bunch – smart, stylish and funny, and keen to interact. For some strange reason, they keep coming back for more. It’s really quite lovely.

Over the years, I have shared your products, and brand as a whole, through Luscious, with my fans.

From your lavish Spring and Fall collections and glamarama advertising campaigns, to the specific bags and accessories, and especially the plus size Michael Kors products, I’ve blogged, tweeted and posted, encouraging my fans to spend their hard-earned dollars, euros and pounds on your items.

I’ve got Michael Kors ads on my blog and products in my online shop for which I earn a few cents if one of my Luscious Lifers clicks through and buys something, as well as a dedicated Michael Kors board on Pinterest.

And let’s not forget the clothes in my own wardrobe which are worn, for example, for a spot of ladies-who-lunch action with a polite “it’s Michael Kors” nod when I’m asked who I’m wearing.

I’ve been your champion, Michael, and this is why I’m feeling the pain.

A study in contrasts: Kate Spade at Emporium

Yesterday, a Friday, I came out from behind my beloved laptop where my days are usually spent working on Luscious or one of the three books being developed. (The novel, incidentally, set in Capri, includes a reference to a Michael Kors tote, but today I’m re-thinking the inclusion as you may well appreciate.)

I drove into central Melbourne from our Mornington Peninsula home specifically to visit some luscious stores and cafes on my list, and to lunch with my luscious friend and colleague, Katherine.

After our lunch, Katherine accompanied me to the newly opened Kate Spade store at Melbourne Emporium.

It was as expected – fresh, bright and welcoming – and we were were greeted with smiles, gracious “hellos” and allowed to wander the store happily. We examined products, and I asked one of the lovely and attentive sales assistants if I could take a photo for Instagram.

“Of course!” she replied cheerily. “And do add the #katespademelbourne hashtag!”

Friendly and well trained. That’s my kind of customer service.

Katherine had to head off to other things, so we said our goodbyes and I strolled the few meters along to the new Michael Kors store.

A study in contrasts: Michael Kors at Emporium

Sadly, the energy of your store was completely different. Despite it being a peak time for retail-hungry fashion-loving Melbournites – Friday lunchtime – there was no one outside the store, and there was a dull ache of antipathy from the high gloss exterior.

Yet a pleasant looking girl was working on the door as security, guarding one of those silly roped door barrier things across the entrance like she’d been smiled upon by a deity, selected as the selector.

The rope was one of those things you generally see at a nightclub, where a door bitch sneers at you, looks at your shoes and deems whether you are worthy to enter the hallowed grounds of some overhyped establishment.

It was, quite frankly, taking things a bit too seriously, don’t you think?

My overall look was deemed worthy (oh phew!) –  my ladylike dress, cardigan, shoes and tote bag passed muster, my branded items quietly recognised, and the all-so-nonsensical rope was lifted to allow me in. But – like that nightclub you wanted to get into back in your younger days – getting in was underwhelming.

There were a few patrons inside the store but staff outnumbered them. No one said hello, there was no polite banter, let alone any witty one liners in the spirit of your good self. It’s not that I’m desperate for company or need any more friends, but it’s still nice to be acknowledged by a staff member, and I was expecting more from your staff, Michael.

It was like being invited into your home but learning that you’d gone off in a huff to braid hair with someone else.

Was it something I said?

I meandered around the store but it was fairly small and quickly perused, and I was a little disappointed by the lack of product range. There was a clothing rack which caught my eye but hardly a proper representation of your brand. I remember some totes, lots of watches, and this clothing rack. Pleasant but not winning me over and calling for my credit card to make an appearance.

I sat down on a bench for a moment to ensure I’d seen it all – walking in and out under a minute is a bit rude, no? – and then stood up to leave. Still, no one approached me to render service, let alone smile.

A couple of other people were leaving before me but we were all stopped by the security girl on the door again, this time for – and said with gusto “a bag check!”  as if it was completely normal to experience this in a high-end store.

Er, say what? 

You can imagine my surprise, and that of the other people in front of me. A bag check? At Michael Kors?

Perhaps insert your own WTF moment here, for full effect, Michael.

As a lover of shopping, both luxe and bargain, I’ve enjoyed time at everything from $2 shops and market stalls to Chanel and Louis Vuitton. But I think the only time I’ve seen bags being checked as customers leave has been at Target, and their stores are about 200 times bigger than yours, and much harder to patrol.

Have you taken inspiration from Target, Michael? When you were just young Karl Anderson growing up on Long Island, did you visit the shopping centre with Joan and get excited by the Target security procedures? Did you say, “When I grow up, I’m going to have my customers insulted as they leave my boutiques too? Oh, it will be great for business!!”

It’s not that I’m anti-security. I know it’s a terrible and costly thing losing money to crooks, but surely there are better ways of doing it that accosting legitimate customers as they leave your store?

Just how you thought – surrounded by your staff and probably several security cameras too – that I could magically stuff one of your new totes into my existing tote is beyond me, so I assume it’s all the watches which are being stolen? And if so, then why aren’t you handling the smaller accessories with better care?

Perhaps you could have a chat to the staff at the Chanel beauty store at Emporium, just a few meters away from your own store, as they have hundreds of small items they’d be worried about, surely? But there was no rope or door bitch outside their store. And their staff smile and acknowledge you as they ought to. Perhaps they could give your staff some training about watching out for thieving patrons?

And besides, if you really had a problem with me or any of the other departing customers (whom I’m sure won’t be rushing back anytime soon either), why didn’t you take us discreetly aside to have “a quiet word” as the saying goes?

Instead, I had the indignity of having a stranger poke their nose into my tote, and was then dismissed from your store. Yes, it only took a second, but the damage was done.

Is this end of a beautiful friendship?

This treatment of your customers is simply unacceptable, diva-like if I can use the popular culture axiom, and I think it would be fair to say that you’ve taken things a tote too far.

If this had happened to you, Michael, I’m pretty sure you’d feel affronted too, yes? Would you subject your clients Michelle Obama, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Heidi Klum to these measures? Why am I any different?

I’d appreciate an explanation and an apology, on behalf of all the people to whom I’ve represented your brand as a Luscious brand. I’d prefer to keep sharing virtual martinis and being besties, but maybe it’s time to end things?

Yours sincerely,








This is the response I got when I attempted to email Michael Kors via the official website.

Michael Kors customer service fail

Says it all, really, doesn’t it?




I eventually found a customer service email address and was able to send my email.




In the last 48 hours, over 50,000 people have heard about my experience. Thanks for all the support via emails, Twitter and Facebook!




Two weeks later, and still no response. But thanks to a re-post on Facebook and a re-tweet on Twitter, we’ve now reached a minimum of 100,000 people.

It would be have simpler to send me a “oops, sorry about that!” reply, don’t you think , Michael?




Three weeks after my post, I received an email from the Australian representative of the Michael Kors brand.

I was encouraged to catch up for a chat and to visit the store again but I replied that this wasn’t what I wanted – I was after a written response explaining their policies, and an apology. I did not need any free products or special service – I simply wanted to understand why a regular customer would be subjected to this experience.

To their credit, an apology was extended, but no written explanation about the roped entrance/”are you worthy enough to enter our store” nonsense, nor the invasive bag check on exit. A lack of greeting by sales staff is disappointing but sadly common, and little can be said about that other than potentially unhappy and/or badly trained staff.

After several requests for a written response which I could share with you all, this is what I received:

“I once again apologise for the experience you had in store. We value your feedback and it has helped us to improve and elevate our standards.” [plus, another offer to catch up in person]

So, a standard reply and no explanation of their policies.  It could have been prompt, it could even have been funny, and it could have answered my concerns. But alas, no.

There’s no use flogging a dead horse, as the saying goes, so I’m keen to draw a line under this experience. Here’s hoping the Michael Kors brand stands by the comment about improving standards so that customers to the store at Melbourne Emporium – as well as everywhere else for that matter – have a nicer experience.

For me, my relationship with Michael Kors is over, as the experience has left a foul taste in my mouth. I’ll no longer be sharing MK products or covering their runway shows, and I’ve deleted our Pinterest board with its thousands of pins/re-pins.

It’s rare for me to share something negative on Luscious, so you can imagine how much it has riled me – both the store experience itself but then the 3 weeks before someone got back to me (despite numerous attempts on my part), and then further weeks asking for a written response.

I hope other brands take note and realise that for every blogger who shares a story like this, there are will be hundreds of non-bloggers who have walked in and out of your store feeling disappointed and even violated, and who will not be coming back. They’ll be telling their friends and choosing to buy the products of companies which treat them with more respect. Sadly, I think the only reason I received a response at all was because over 200,000 people heard about this story (I stopped counting).

I’m grateful for all the great emails, tweets/retweets, “likes” and comments I received from Luscious Lifers through the blog and social media. Funnily enough, I think there was only one odd/negative reaction from someone calling themselves both “Penny Baldwin” and “Nerida Hector”, which you can view at the end of this blog post – it still makes me scratch my head! My thanks to the people who replied to it.

So it’s farewell to the aforementioned “hair braiding and talking about cute boys over martinis” with Mr Michael Kors. It was fun, Michael, for the most part, but I’m afraid we can no longer be friends.


September 17, 2014




  1. Kudrat August 10, 2014 at 8:58 am #

    Very well versed. I haven’t been to the new MK in emporium but yes to almost all other stores in emporium And to all stores on collins street. If this is how they treat their customers then I really have no interest in visiting it. If louis Vuitton, prada, chanel, bottega and many top notch brands don’t do it this way then MK is on some other dreamland. Specially Melbourne being very shopping friendly this is absolutely not acceptable. Thanks for this post.

    • Natasha Wood August 10, 2014 at 8:59 am #

      Completely agree re: other top stores not needing to behave this way. Many thanks for your comment, Kudrat xx

    • Freddy September 18, 2014 at 1:50 am #

      I actually went to emporium and was SHOCKED at how pretentious the shop was. I was meeting up with my friend who was shopping there when I was told to wait outside and the shop was not even packed. I ended up calling my friend, waved, told her to come out and forbid her to come back to the shop. I will never shop at MK ever again nor will I let my friends purchased anything there. What an embarrassment! To be so arrogant and the brand is not even a luxury brand. Try hard.
      Good on you Natasha for being so kind with your words. I was fuming!

    • leanne March 19, 2015 at 7:25 am #

      I too have visited this store. Just today. My hubby bought me one of michael’s bags as I too am an avid fan and are left disappointed. My new bag broke after 4 weeks. It’s now been in the repairer for 5 weeks. When I called last week I was told by the annoyed assistant they’d contact me this week. I went in to confront them today to be told the repairer is still waiting for the leather strip to fix the strap… Where’s it coming from? China? Seriously I now want a refund and won’t be shopping there again.

    • Anna June 17, 2015 at 10:17 am #

      It sad what’s happening now with . I had horrible situation with Saint Laurent. And most of the replies I’ve got was copy/paste ones…

  2. Emily August 10, 2014 at 9:21 am #

    You’ve handled this with humor, humility, and class, Natasha. Here’s hoping you hear something back.

    • Natasha Wood August 10, 2014 at 9:26 am #

      Thanks Emily! So grateful for you taking the time to read it. Not sure I’ll get a response from MK, though…

  3. Diana August 10, 2014 at 9:35 am #

    wow….honestly such poor customer service and sorry to say but the bag check is some ghetto s***
    Did you talk to a manager or company home office about this? I love MK and def. feel your annoyance at this…..as always great post and hopefully someone from the company will address this issue….

    • Natasha Wood August 10, 2014 at 9:42 am #

      Thanks Diana. No, after it happened, I just wanted to get away from there as quickly as I could, so didn’t want to go back and discuss it with anyone (not that I think they would have done anything anyway). I’m not going to hold my breath expecting a response, but will give them a couple of business days to respond. After that, I think nothing will happen at all.

  4. Larry August 10, 2014 at 9:59 am #

    Sadly, I see things like this all too often and most of the time there’s no excuse. Poor customer service needs to be addressed and you did it with aplomb. I had a similar experience in a Brooks Brothers store last week while shopping for shirts. As I was looking through the various racks and styles, not once did a salesperson (there were more of them than customers) approach me to say hi, see if I might be finding what I was looking for or anything else… until I got frustrated and said, perhaps a bit too loudly to my shopping friend as I loitered around one particular table for a rather long 5 minutes or so searching for a size, “am I f&@#%ing invisible here”? At that point I was swarmed by no less than three sales people wanting to help. Like you, damage already done. In the end, I purchased three shirts at a cost of $255 but left disappointed in the overall experience by a brand I’ve been proudly wearing for a decade or more. I feel your pain and disappointment. Hopefully you’ll be surprised and hear from MK in some meaningful way. Fingers crossed.

    • Natasha Wood August 10, 2014 at 10:03 am #

      Larry, thanks for your comment. Disappointed to hear that about Brooks Brothers too, as it’s another brand I’ve loved. Such a shame that we have to a) have this experiences, and b) share them like this to even have the chance of a response. I’d be interested to know whether you’ll end up wearing those new shirts or if they’ll take on a “stale smell”. N xx

  5. Penny Baldwin August 10, 2014 at 10:13 am #

    Dear Natasha,
    Please sit down before you read what I have to say in response to your email to Michael Kors.
    Firstly, do not begin a complaint letter with nearly a page of compliments to the person you are complaining to, It sends a mixed message. I do understand though, that in those paragraphs on the first page or two, you were establishing a point of difference for your experience at Michael Kors Store.
    I can tell that you appreciate and enjoy the finer things in life, and why shouldn’t one? Your rather long complaint though, seems to centre around one theme: you felt you were not attended to, or treated, in a manner that was acceptable to you. Fair enough.
    But I feel your argument lacks some merit. Firstly, you were entering private property; therefore, the owner has the right to establish their own entry conditions, however extreme they may seem to be. A Door Person in charge of who may enter, is probably a marketing ploy on their behalf, to make their store seem more exclusive? I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. It’s their rules.
    Your point of not being acknowledged whist in the store is completely valid. It should be any retail worker’s first rule of customer service.
    You felt greatly disappointed of your experience once you were in the store, and I understand how disappointment feels when one’s expectation of a place/event/people is underwhelmed. It is a reality of life, unfortunately. Maybe the floorspace allocated to the store was inadequate to realise their full vision of the experience they would like to offer their customers?
    Your indignation at being asked for a bag check when leaving is a total over-reaction. By Law, they have the Right to ask. And I don’t believe that Target is the only store that has asked you for a bag check. If, as you say, you have a diverse shopping experience from $2 shops (of which have asked to check my bag) to Louis Vuitton. Surely, you would have been asked for a bag check at every kind of store, as it is a written store policy for most retail business’, “ High End”, or not.
    I had intended to send my letter to Michael, but realised he, or his people, wouldn’t bother with this letter.
    I hope you have more pleasant shopping experiences in future,
    Nerida Hector.

    • Random August 15, 2015 at 5:21 am #

      Dear Nerida Hector.
      You obviously don’t understand what she CLEARLY is trying to say. Let me correct you first.

      One, do not start a comment by making a point about how poorly someone else has phased the “complaint”, followed by “understanding” why she had done so. If you “understood” you clearly wouldn’t have needed to make such comment to begin with (and when I mean begin, I meant, literally).
      Two, it’s called complaint for a reason. You complain about something, hence the act of complaining. Nothing wrong there. You’re issue should be rather the LENGTH of her complain rather than giving “mixed messages”. If you do not understand the meaning of complaint, then don’t bother talking. It makes you sound like a idiot.

      Three. Her “complaints” lacked no merit. It’s a high end store! They earn more than 70% profit from each item they sell (MK is low end to cheap imo anyway), of course we need to get the customer service we deserve! Either you don’t really buy high end items, or you’re just feeling sorry about their store.

      I buy high end bags all the time! I have NEVER EVER been asked for my bags to be checked, if you have they clearly don’t think you have the money to buy their shit.

      Oh and you’re right about bag checks being a “law”, but I don’t think you actually understood her “complaint”, which can clearly be seen from the first dumbass sentence you posted.
      Let me refresh your memory, she said that there was CLEARLY more staffs than customers and they failed to acknowledge her completely.

      So since you want to talk about the “Law”. Why is a door bitch even hired in the first place? To stop theft. What’s the first thing they need to do? To look at each customer so they know what they look like in case of accident. What else do they need to do? Watch them INSIDE the store, cause CLEARLY the items are INSIDE the store not outside.

      How stupid can you be?

      And this is why I clearly don’t buy from low end brands like this. Oh and LV, is cheap, its not high end, its middle class. Get a life.

  6. Gloria Janosa August 10, 2014 at 1:03 pm #

    Oh Nerida
    I’m afraid that we are going to have to agree to disagree in terms of the feedback that you’ve decided to share with Natasha with how she chose to write her a letter. There’s a saying that goes around “you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar” and I think that Natasha did an amazing job of trying to get Michael to understand exactly what she was thinking and by sharing her perspective and feelings for his brand and him as an actual person so that he could understand why she was so understandably offended by the ridiculous “assessment” process that it took to get into the store, to the incredible lack of service and assortment in the store and finally the invasive and degrading bag check?! Tell the truth now, do you work there or for the brand? Private property, bag checks legality or no the issue is truly the anticipated and expected behavior and treatment that MK has established as he has created and fostered his brand.
    Natasha –
    I hope that you will continue to try to reach out to MK as I truly believe just as you do that the experience that you had is definitely not the experience or vision that he had in mind when he created his stores or his product. Good luck with everything and keep up the great work!

  7. paz August 10, 2014 at 3:40 pm #

    Wow that last comment is indeed bitchy.

    • Random August 15, 2015 at 5:22 am #

      And wow, its so accurate!

  8. Meggie August 10, 2014 at 4:34 pm #

    Wow, Penny Baldwin, aren’t you a mixed bag of contradiction?!?! First off, it’s not your place to tell another person HOW they may write. You’re not the Queen of all things written, so don’t act like you make the rules and your rules are the only acceptable ones. Private property or not, customers deserve to be treated with respect. Having to be “approved” to enter a store is insulting, degrading and downright rude. Sure, they are allowed to make their own rules….just as we are allowed to express our disgust of said rules. Your comment of “allocated floor space vision” is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Really. Ridiculously stupid. That’s the best you could come up with?!? There is something called walking…it’s when store employees walk around allocated floor space…and….wait for it….they ATTEND to customers!! I know it’s crazy thinking, but the premise of retail stores is to have people spend money. These people are called customers. They pay for the goods that Mr. Kors is hoping to sell. They also, in turn, pay for the rent, employee’s salaries, security, advertising, and the like. I don’t know of anyone who likes to spend their hard earned money in a store that treats them like a criminal. Hey, maybe it’s something that really blows your dress (yes, I am assuming you are a woman), but it’s not the mainstream way to treat customers. I don’t know where you are getting your information, but it is not store policy to perform “bag checks”. Sure, they may have the right, By Law (why are we using caps??) to ask to check my bag, but guess what?!?! I also have the right to Refuse! I am 46 years old and have never, ever been asked, at ANY store, to check my bag. Written Rule or not, it is uncalled for and insulting to be treated like a shoplifter just for walking through a store. If the reality of life is to be treated like crap while shopping, then that reality will turn into the reality of bankrupt companies. I have to wonder if you are an employee of Michael Kors. No one in their right mind would be so accepting of your “realities of life” unless they are the person being criticized. Why are you ending your response with a comment about not sending YOUR letter to MK? What are you talking about?? It’s a shame that you don’t think highly enough of yourself to believe that you or your letter (????) are worthy enough of attention. Sad. It is ironic that you feel important enough to notify Natasha that she “might want to sit down” to read your response….as if your words were earth shattering enough to warrant such a comment. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Natasha will indeed receive a response from Mr. Kors’ staff. Isn’t that what good customer service is all about? Or is that not A Written Policy?

  9. Kathy September 18, 2014 at 1:00 am #

    Dear Natasha, I have been following your posts about MK and I am 100% with you. You have demonstrated pure class and such grace while presenting your negative experience to MK’s customer relations. BTW – I loved your first line about you and him being friends….hee hee, I always refer to you as my ‘gal pal’ even though we’ve never met and I live in Canada ;-). What with the abundance of stunning apparel, footwear, eyewear, glorious bags, etc., etc., one should not be subjected to such treatment by anyone in a shop such as Michael’s. Surely, they can show their ‘exclusivity’ (borrowing from Penny Baldwin or Nerida Hector’s very confusing comment) in a much more courteous manner and if shoplifting was a legitimate concern, it could be dealt with in a much more discreet manner. I have frequented many designer boutiques and have never been treated in that manner and typically, there are only a few clients so the salespeople are able to keep a close eye on everyone.
    Natasha, thank you for making an effort to resolve this issue on behalf of all your ‘sisters in shopping’ and for everything else that you do to bring beauty and luscious else into our lives. I stand behind you and, alas, also say goodbye to Michael. Now onto ‘HELLO Kate Spade, Louis Vuitton, and all you other gifted designers’!
    Hugs to you, Natasha…..

  10. Kristy February 27, 2015 at 6:22 am #

    Nice to see not a thing has changed in the past 6 months. I am in Melbourne for the next few days and was hell bent on getting myself a MK tote this afternoon as a treat. However I was so appalled by my treatment that out of spite I walked out and didn’t buy a thing. Now, I love the nicer things in life but also a new mum. According to MK staff, because I was there with my 16mth old in a stroller, even though there were several free staff, and I stood around for sometime to be served, I was deemed unworthy enough to by anything available.
    Natasha, funny you mention Chanel, as I went there straight afterwards and the girls there couldn’t have done more for me if I asked!
    Now I have to rethink about where to get my new handbag!!

  11. Kris September 12, 2015 at 9:56 am #

    I have just shopped here (Melbourne Emporium) today and i must say a year on and they have not made any improvements on their customer service! My first visit to this store was about a year ago, where i was ignored until i was made to approach a staff member to enquire and purchase items despite coming in on a weekday, this time i was coming to exchange an item and they were less then helpful, i must say that i have received better customer service from fifteen year olds at Mcdonalds than i have had at Michael Kors Emporium!

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