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When it comes to country music stars dressing for the red carpet, it would seem that
anything goes…Luscious lads and ladies, this is what NOT to do!
 
 

Crystal Gayle walks the red carpet prior to the 2008 CMT Music Awards. How she didn’t trip on that hair is any wonder. A trim before a red carpet event should surely be on everyone’s preparation list! 

 
 
 
 
  
 
 
Joey Martin and Rory Feek of Joey and Rory attend the 43rd Annual CMA Awards in a potato coloured gown, dirty shoes and hello!…Denim overalls! 
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
Even our Nic – who should know better – seems to have her glamour stakes go a little gaga when she is on the arm of her hubby at the 2010 Academy of Country Music Awards.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kellie Pickler at The Academy of Country Music Awards went for the mermaid look…scales and all!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
At the 2007 Academy of Country Music Awards, Laura Bryna seemed to be a blurred vision of blue eye shadow, a head of hair and a marching band outfit.
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 

 

  

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Renee Zellweger at the 2009 Golden Globes
At least she didn’t let a bad hairstyle go to waste with a good dress. The ill-fitting nude bra underneath really completes the look!

 

Paula Abdul at the 2005 Golden Globes
If there is one fashion crime that stands above ripped stockings, chipped nail polish, visible panty line and regrowth it’s overflowing underarm fat. I don’t even have words for the shoes!


 

Demi Moore at the 1989 Academy Awards
In 1989, Demi Moore, attempted to design her own gown for the Academy Awards. The bicycle shorts-bustier-ball-gown-skirt ensemble was not a happy ending!


 

Faith Hill at the 2002 Academy Awards
There is something about country singers that see them making their own fashion rules (Dolly Parton we’re looking at you) Faith Hill is also a constant offender, her most memorable being this rainbow polluted gown.


 

Drew Barrymore at the 2010 Golden Globes
Is it just us or does Drew’s Atelier Versace champagne silk gown look like it’s sprouting tumors? 

 

Mary Kate Olsen in Dubai 2008
I don’t know how she can look gothic in all-white but she does. A mess of a Mui Mui dress! Luckily she makes up for it on other days! 

Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2002 Academy Awards
You had to almost feel a little sorry for Gwyneth back in 2002 when she chose an Alexander McQueen see through gown and a bucketful of black eyeliner.

According to urban-fashion-legend, after fashion journalists across the world slammed her style the following morning, she bundled the dress up and threw it in the trash.

 

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PostHeaderIcon Repeat offender: Nicole Kidman

 

The worst thing about Nicole Kidman’s fashion offences are that she has no excuse.

With sky-high legs and porcelain skin, getting it right should be no hard task for the Hollywood A-lister.

Now I could be distracted from her clothes on some occasions due to being entranced by her scary-botoxed eyes, but there are some outfits simply inexcusable.

Most notable was her ‘flapper-gone-bad’ ensemble at the 2004 Golden Globes and the tragic tin-man suit she wore to the premiere of The Golden Compass.

Off the red carpet she dresses like a dork who can’t afford a hairdryer but had enough money for botox.

We’re not saying she never gets it right, if only she could get it right more often! 

    

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PostHeaderIcon Repeat offender: Britney Spears

Britney Spears, the ultimate Pop Tart has left us reeling with many fashion disasters.

She may have started out as a trendsetter with her tartan mini and feather scrunchies, but she eventually merged into what can only be described as a car wreck – one that you just can’t tear your eyes away from!

There were the scraggly hair extensions (before the horrendous wigs), the pink bra flashes under mesh tops (before the flash of her ‘Britney) not to mention the tragic denim ensemble at the 2001 American Music Awards.

Our beloved Mr Blackwell, the arbiter of celebrity style, twice named her as the Worst Dressed Celebrity. Here is what he had to say:

“When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow - looks like an over-the-hill “Lolita” ‘ From the “Princess of Pop” to the ultimate “Fashions Flop!”

 

 

 

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Dear Mariah,

You are 40 years old. Please refrain from wearing short shorts.

Yours sincerely,


 

Dear Miley,

You are 17 years old. Please refrain from wearing micro minis.

Yours sincerely,

  

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Britney Spears

Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Pamela Anderson

LaToya Jackson

Beyonce (and her House of Dereon)

Courtney Love

Paris Hilton

Tori Spelling

Juliette Lewis

Lindsay Lohan

Megan Fox

Amy Winehouse

Cher

Avril Lavigne

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Celine Dion

Mariah Carey

Shania Twain

Duchess of Cornwall

Princess Anne

Princess Stephanie

Serena Williams

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Mickey Rourke

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